Monday, January 4, 2010

The Berries' Dilemma S01 Ep10 - Until The Sun Rises

Episode 10 - Until The Sun Rises

Nobody knew how to learn to be mature, they just became mature, they just did. If it is anything, then age would be the one who taught them maturity. It was the chemical X that was needed to lead the family, it was the pillar to hold us. Nonetheless, we were all of the same age, we were all taught the same by time, but time consisted experience, and experience, differed between us Berries.

Some of us never experienced possible separation, they were just happy throughout the 2 years of marriage. Some of us were blinded by lust and various erotic sex positions. Some of us were blinded by money and jewelry and foreign butlers. Some of us, were trying to fall in love again. We all had the same teacher called time, but we went through different subjects in experience.

“WHAT?! You’re choosing THEM, over US?!” Asked Tiny Angrily.

“Yeah, why not?” Asked both Syaz and Belle.

“Didn’t you choose us because of our qualities? Our charisma, our confidence, our strength and our wisdom?” Asked Jizzy, filled with wit.

Syaz and Belle looked at each other, smiled and simultaneously said.

“No.”

“What?! Then why did you choose us in the first place?!” Asked Tiny.

“Because Jizzy was the richest among all back then, in fact I still think he’s the richest now. I thought because he owns Petronas, he should be able to lead this family well, but I guess I was wrong.” Explained Syaz.

“Then why them?! Straw can’t even wake up in the morning!” Said Jizzy.

“Oi! Just because I can’t-” I was cut by Syaz.

“It is simply because, they are the most stable ones here compared to you guys.” Explained Syaz once again.

“Stable?! They almost got a divorce! We are much more stable than them!” Now, Kitty was into the conversation.

“It’s BECAUSE they ALMOST got a divorce, is why I say that they are stable.” Syaz let out another shocking explanation.

Everyone kept quiet, probably because they were tired of arguing, or because they wanted to hear Syaz’s explanation on his definition of stability.

“Well, are you gonna explain what you mean by that or what?” Asked Jizzy.

“No. You should learn that by yourself. I can’t teach you, and even if I told you it wouldn’t make sense. This takes much experience to learn!” Preached Syaz with wit.

“Isn’t it simply because they are more experienced now that they have gone through hardship and possible separation? Isn’t that what you mean Syaz?” Asked Bulu simply and swiftly.

“Hmmm…Haha yeah, I guess it is just that simple.” Said Syaz, and everyone fell flat to the floor in the same manner like they did in anime.

“Anyways, I guess that settles it then. You guys are the new head of the family.” Informed Syaz.

“Wait a minute! We don’t agree to this!” Confessed Tiny angrily.

“Why not? You guys had your chance, and blew it!” Said Belle earnestly.

“Okay, we’re sorry, can we please have the baton again?! We won’t mess it up we promise!” Plead Tiny.

“Yeah, I promise to not let movies stop me from doing my responsibilities, even if the movie is…ZOMBI KAMPUNG PISANG.” Plead Jizzy.

“I’m sorry, but that is not possible.” Said Syaz

“No I promise I won’t watch Zombi Kampung Pisang!” Promised Jizzy.

“I’m not talking about that. I’m saying that handing the baton to you is not possible. Besides, this is a test for Straw and Smelly.” Informed Syaz.

“B! That was a secret!” Said Belle.

“It’s ok. Let’s see how those 2 fare in this test.” Syaz continued with a smile.
I looked at Smelly as she looked at me. We loved the idea, I could see the determination in her eyes. This could be the board for us to lay our jigsaw puzzle pieces on, for them to be completed, for our lives, to be organized.

“We won’t let anyone down.” I said with confidence. Smelly looked at me and assured everyone.

“Yeah, you can trust us in this, or me at least.” She was smiling when she said it too.

“Fine, whatever. Just blame yourself if anything goes wrong! Jizzy! We’re going back!” Commanded Tiny.

“O-Okay. Bye guys!” Wished Jizzy, and before anyone could comprehend what just happened, Tiny and Jizzy disappeared, leaving for their mansion.

“Is it okay for them to leave like that?” I asked bluntly.

“Don’t worry, Tiny’ll calm down in a few days.” Said Belle.

“I guess that’s about everything, you guys can go on ahead now, me and Belle are gonna have a little talk with Pussy.” Informed Syaz.

“Okie dokie, it was nice meeting you guys, see you all next time!” Wished Kitty, and he and his wife disappeared as fast as the ones before did.

Everyone was scattering about, everyone was deciding whether or not to get back. Everyone’s problem was somewhat solved for now, everything was out in the open, except for one.

“Pussy, let’s have a little talk, just you me, and my wife.” Said Syaz.

“Wait!” I halted, and everyone looked at me. “ I’m gonna be there for the talk too.” I confessed.

“Me too. Pussy was there for me most of the time, how can I leave him alone at a time like this?” Now Bulu was fired up.

Pussy smiled widely with a very sad expression, not because he was sad, but rather, because he was touched. Everyone that was there suddenly decided to stay and contribute anything at all, to aid Pussy. The night was getting darker and cooler, but no one was planning to surrender themselves to god just yet. Pussy needed help, and help was being given by the Berries.

“So how’s it going lately…With her?” Syaz asked slowly.

Pussy could not answer quickly, in fact he looked like he could not answer it at all. It was too painful, just the thought of his marriage was horrid.

“I think…I think it’s better if I divorce her…You know…I’ll support her financially, her and the child.” Said Pussy sadly. “It’s not like she needs my help or anything. She’s been doing everything alone without my help, and every time I try to lend her a helping hand, she refuses it…She despises me.” Continued Pussy.

“It’s not your fault she got pregnant man. Both of you were at fault, equally.” Said Bulu.

“Yea man, she was drunk, and so were you. Things, got out of hand, but you are not the one who should be blamed.” I continued.

“I know, but I still feel bad man…You should the way she looks at me. Filled with hatred man.” Replied Pussy.

“Doesn’t that turn you on?” Asked Syaz with a smile, and all of us laughed instantly and earnestly. It was a laugh that completely faded in 5 seconds.

“Just don’t blame yourself, and whatever you decide to do, we’re here for you.” Preached Smelly.

“That’s right, you have all the money in the world, and all you need is love and support. We can give you both!” Informed Apple. Pussy smiled widely, and tears started coming out from his dark eyes.

“OKAY, ANOTHER GROUP HUG!” Commanded Belle, and all of us got in for a hug. It was tighter than the one before, it was more honest and warming.

“Thanks guys, I think…I think I’ll divorce her…She doesn’t need me, she doesn’t even wanna look at me…I guess that’s the right thing to do.

“Up to you man. So how about…We all…Go…FOR L4D 4: Zoey’s Missing Bra?!” I suggested bluntly.

“It’s out already?!” Asked Syaz and Belle with shock.

“Not in Malaysia yet, but it’s out in America. We can go there for a quick trip with my private jet.” I offered.

“Just because you’re the head of the family now, does not mean you can brag about having jets, we got 3 jets okay!” Said Syaz and everyone smiled. We were tired, but we knew we could rest on the way there. We all looked at each other with a smile. We all were blissful after fixing our broken bridge, everyone, was ready to have fun, until the missing berry came in with her long black hair, blue robe, white hair band and a 6-months pregnant tummy.

“What’s going on here? And what on earth is a chapel doing underneath my house?! PUSSY?!”

And we all stopped smiling.

THE END


WILL PUSSY BE ABLE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION SAFELY? WILL WE FIND OUT WHO THE MISSING BERRY IS? WILL WE EVER GET TO PLAY L4D 4: ZOEY’S MISSING BRA? WILL PEOPLE EVER STOP APPEARING AT THE END OF AN EPISODE? WILL ANGER EVER PERISHES IN THIS LOVELY FAMILY? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF, THE BERRIES’ DILEMMA.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHA...zoey's missing bra...then L4D 3 was wat?? Revenge of black feet??

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